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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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