What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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