- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Gretta has five legs? -no

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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