- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

No soup for you!

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

the WNBA.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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