- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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