- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

12345678910111213141516171819whatcomesnext

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??