Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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