What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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A lot eh?

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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