Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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guess what?

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Hey, come here often? No.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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