What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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So one time this woman was learning...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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marble

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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