- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Hi my name is Bob

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

guess what?

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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