- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

So this blonde walks into a library.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

Five guys one rape.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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