- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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