- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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