What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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