- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How old are you? 7

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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