Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Cancer

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

No your aunties a joke

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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