how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

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