- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Oh s***

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

If you were a cactus, why?

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why can't jokes spit?

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why did the man die? He was old.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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