- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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