Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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