Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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