- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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