* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I'm tired.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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