- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A bar walks into a man

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

i love to lick...

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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