- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

A bar walks into a man

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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