What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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