Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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salad days!

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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