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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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