Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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