- Anti Joke

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic