- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

How do you spell eight? 8

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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