Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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