What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Justin Bieber

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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