- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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i saw amango it splootered

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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