A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Anti Joke

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