- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

360 NO SCOPE

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Obama = ebola

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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