- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Knock, knock. Come in.

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