- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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