Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Anti Joke

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