- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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