What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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