How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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