what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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