Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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