- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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