Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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