- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A pope meets another one

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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