- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

race-car = rac-ecar

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Whats worse than suicide? death

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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