Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Lil Wayne

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Michael Brown

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Anti Joke

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