whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Anti Joke

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