- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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