- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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