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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What's big and purple? Barney

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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