- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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