- Anti Joke

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

kennah campion when she talks

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.