- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

An Asian with a big dick.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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