What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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