This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Gus's mom

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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