- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Amanda Knox walks home free.

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