- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Dead girls can't say no.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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