asians have slitted eyes lol

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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