Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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