- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Knock Knock Who did that?

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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