- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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