- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man died.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

4 hours later.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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